she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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