I must be too annoying 4 u.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
