did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He's on the porch naked. Help.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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