He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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