Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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