Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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