so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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