i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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