We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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