so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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