so explain again why im purple
no
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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