dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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