Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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