No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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