You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He did a backflip because drugs
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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