sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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