I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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