I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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