I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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