Sry I called you an 8
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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