We got so high we made milksteak
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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