hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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