i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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