he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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