I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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