I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
