Your tits are I can't wait for
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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