I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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