I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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