I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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