Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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