this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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