You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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