just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
