Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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