FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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