Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
