At least make sure they are 18
Why
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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