Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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