I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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