My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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