wakey wakey hands off snakey
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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