I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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