I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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