I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
