I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
