gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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