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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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