make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
