Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
