Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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