so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its not stalking. its research.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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