That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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