I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Help. Why am I so naked?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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